1 00:00:05,216 --> 00:00:07,442 KIM: Previously on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:11,738 So, Ray J's manager is claiming he has a sex tape 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,573 - of us in Santa Barbara. - Oh, oh, oh. 4 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,307 And it's, like, over my dead body 5 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:17,994 is this [bleep] shit gonna happen to me again. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,037 It's okay. 7 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,955 It's not okay, though. It's not. 8 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,958 Travis and I want to have a baby. 9 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:28,487 We want it so badly because we want to make something together. 10 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:32,299 We are doing our first days of our promo photo shoots 11 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,177 at Saturday Night Live. 12 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,388 I don't think people really get how insane SNL is. 13 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,666 So, it's, literally, almost a 24-hour day. 14 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,896 Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian West and I'm hosting SNL this week 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,380 with musical guest Halsey. 16 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,152 - Don't even do this to me. - My heart is racing. 17 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,970 Oh my god. I'm gonna cry. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,726 Oh shit... This is happening. 19 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,319 ♪ Upbeat music playing ♪ 20 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,132 [sirens wailing] 21 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,177 KRIS: When I had lunch with Lorne Michaels that 22 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,513 day at the Beverly Hills Hotel, 23 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:24,519 he said, "It would be fun to have you in a skit on the show." 24 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,605 KHLOÉ: I just knew if I agreed to come to New York, 25 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,774 somehow, I would be roped into this. 26 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:34,863 I mean, SNL, it's, like, an iconic place in history to be. 27 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,323 - It's a big deal. - It's a huge deal. 28 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,284 Today is [bleep] nuts. 29 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,994 I just get in the car in New York, 30 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,580 I find out that Trav is gonna propose to Kourt, 31 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,998 and we get to surprise them. 32 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,833 We're on our way to SNL. 33 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,252 Somehow, we're thrown into the live show. 34 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,611 I mean, this is craziness. 35 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,841 KIM: Nice to meet you. 36 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,759 MAN: So, I'll be right out of frame... KIM: Okay. 37 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,514 MAN: And you reach out for this. KIM: Okay. 38 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,997 [indistinct chatter] 39 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,978 KHLOÉ: Kim! Kim! Can she see me? 40 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,771 DOORMAN: No. KHLOÉ: She can't? 41 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,357 DOORMAN: Probably not. The lights are on. 42 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,109 KHLOÉ: Oh. KRIS: Oh. 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,569 KHLOÉ: I was like, "She was staring right at me." 44 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,747 I was like, "Is this a joke?" KRIS: Khloé, she's working. 45 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,913 ♪ 46 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,207 KHLOÉ: Andrew, can I see my script? 47 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:30,418 - Just three whole lines. - I have three lines. Thank goodness. 48 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,629 - She can memorize that. That's good. - Um. 49 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,466 Somehow, I'm doing the live show tomorrow, which I have no idea 50 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,219 how all of this transpired, but we're gonna make it work. 51 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:44,390 I would do anything for Kimberly, so... here we are. 52 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,894 - I'll be Kris Kardashian... - whoever that is. 53 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,355 "Kim, you're being so funny today." 54 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:54,818 - "And I love these drinks you made. - What are they called again?" 55 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,027 "Milkshake." 56 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,987 And then there's one more here. 57 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,431 - "Good, I knew I was off." - "Oh thank god. I'm back to being Kim." 58 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,536 - "Good, I knew something was off." - Oh my god. 59 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,247 - And the Emmy goes to... - The Daytime Emmy goes to... 60 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,897 ASHLEY: Khloé Kardashian. 61 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,865 So, Kim. KIM: Yeah. 62 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,490 Um... 63 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,513 Travis came to see me. KIM: Yeah. 64 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,224 KRIS: And I heard, through a little birdy, 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:30,878 that you've been helping him with something for Kourtney. 66 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,838 I have. 67 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,941 Can't believe you kept this secret. 68 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:39,487 He came over and he asked for her hand in marriage. 69 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,114 And I was like, literally... 70 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,974 I wanna cry now except Mario just did my makeup. 71 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:49,104 KIM: Well, don't cry. KRIS: It was so sweet and so tender. 72 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,207 And then he said... 73 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,792 - Don't cry, you have makeup. - Mom, you're gettin'... 74 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,919 - Mario, don't start crying, too. - I know, but I just... 75 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,046 That part that he asked her is so respectful and nice. 76 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,339 I know. And then he said 77 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,718 he went to the... your dad's grave and asked your dad. 78 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,637 - KIM: Oh, I know. - And I just lost it. 79 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,182 - Okay, guys, I have to work. - Like, can you do... 80 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:10,518 Why are you doing this to me? Like, I really have to work. 81 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,061 - KRIS: Sorry. - I can't ruin my makeup. 82 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,397 KRIS: It's all happy, happy. 83 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,268 I know. But it's so sad. KRIS: I wish your dad was here to see it, though. 84 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,781 I can hardly believe that it's the first time that she's getting married. 85 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,808 - Isn't that cute? - It's really crazy. 86 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,205 [Kris chuckles] that she hasn't been married before. 87 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,290 [laughing] 88 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,502 While I've had enough to... for all of us. KRIS: For the whole family. 89 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,403 [all laughing] 90 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,824 ♪ Pop music playing ♪ 91 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,247 [people shouting, cheering] 92 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,477 ♪ 93 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,354 ♪ Keep it real, gonna seal the deal ♪ 94 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,397 ♪ 95 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,590 Shelli, will you pass that squid down? 96 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,676 KHLOÉ: So good. 97 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,445 Look at this fish. 98 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,157 MAN: Oh! Oh my god. Wow. 99 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,660 KRIS: Wow. That is gorgeous. 100 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,245 - It's good. - Oh! 101 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,330 Oh my god. 102 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,166 We are so excited to be in New York City tonight 103 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,751 at one of our favorite restaurants 104 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,087 with our best friends in the world. 105 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,548 And these are our ride or dies, 106 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:24,217 people that have been with us for decades, 107 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,285 and we're all here to support Kim. 108 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,223 Guess what I wanna do in the morning before we go to SNL. 109 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,517 - Tell us. - When I was a stewardess... 110 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,353 - KHLOÉ: Oh my gosh. - I used to live in an apartment 111 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,301 across the street from Carnegie Hall. JONATHAN: You used to live in New York? 112 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,987 I know! JONATHAN: Out of every story you've told us, you never mentioned once... 113 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,364 I showed you the house where I shaved my legs... 114 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,741 - Oh my gosh, stop. I can't anymore. - For the first time, in San Diego. 115 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,326 - 'Member I talked about that? - No, I know that. 116 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,812 - KRIS: Okay, all right. - I've been... I know all the stories... 117 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:57,167 - Well, I rented an apartment with... Wait. - SIMON: You rented, okay. 118 00:05:57,191 --> 00:06:00,545 - With three other girls who were stewardesses. - Stewardesses? 119 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:04,632 And we did not have a closet, and we had rented single beds. 120 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,551 We were like the seven dwarfs. 121 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,762 We were all lined up in a row. 122 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,183 - Don't you wanna see where your mother used to live? - I... No. 123 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,894 My problem with my mom is, 124 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,646 my mom has the most beautiful present life, 125 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,690 but sometimes my mom misses out 126 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,343 'cause she's crying about somethin' that happened back in, like, the '80s. 127 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,739 And I... Like, that makes me sad, 128 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,491 'cause then, in 10 years, she's gonna say, 129 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,326 "Remember at Milos." 130 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,995 [laughing] SIMON: "Milos! SNL!" 131 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,916 - Look! Feta cheese! Right there! - Remember feta cheese? 132 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,002 Sometimes I wanna shake her and say, "You've gotta just... 133 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,780 Yes, the memories are amazing, but let's appreciate right now." 134 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,675 Scott, you look so nice. 135 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,052 - No, you really do. - So nice. 136 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,512 How was SNL today? 137 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:51,763 Good, it was long. 138 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,598 - Aren't you doing it? - SCOTT: Uh-uh. 139 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,600 No?! Why? 140 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,251 I talked to Kourtney about it, 141 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,981 and she wasn't feeling it. 142 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,275 - I don't know what the premise is. - It's... I don't wanna... 143 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:07,302 Basically, like, I say to her, 144 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,864 "Do you know the reason I date young girls 145 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,201 is because I'm trying to add them all up so they're your age." 146 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,536 Oh, come on. 147 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,563 If me and Kourtney were married, sure, I'd make fun of her on TV. 148 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,209 But not, like, separated. Like, it's just not in good taste. 149 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,461 You have to follow your gut, and if that's... 150 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,909 - That was my gut. And I called her. - I talked to her about it. 151 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,632 And then I came to the conclusion. I was like... 152 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:31,427 - Then don't. - And initially, I just wanted to come, 153 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,555 and support Kim and watch, and that was it. 154 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,707 - Kim is so happy you're here. - So, I'm good with that. 155 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,354 I just wanna give a little toasty toast. 156 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,439 JONATHAN: Whoa. ALL: Ohh, aww. 157 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,841 Everyone... Kris Jenner. 158 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,236 Mom? 159 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,946 Yes! I'm here. 160 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,575 I just wanna say, Kimberly, I'm so proud of you... 161 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:54,742 [all laughing] 162 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,911 And for this whole SNL experience. 163 00:07:56,935 --> 00:08:00,081 And, honestly, we're in New York, we're here for Kim, 164 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,542 we're honoring Kim right now, 165 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,170 and I'm just so happy that we're all here together. 166 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:09,382 We are lifelong friends and family. Go, Kimberly! Go, New York! 167 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,508 [all laughing] 168 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,510 KRIS: We're back. SCOTT: [bleep] yeah, Khlo. 169 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,470 [cheering] 170 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,265 [indistinct chatter] 171 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,809 JONATHAN: You learned to do good speeches... 172 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,353 - Hey! Mrs. Hannigan, are you okay? - [all laughing] 173 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:27,233 - I just forgot why I needed my phone. - Look at her with her pearls. 174 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:30,028 "Little girls." BOTH: "Little girls." 175 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,821 ♪ 176 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,698 ♪ Every single day when the sun comes up ♪ 177 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,366 ♪ No exceptions, gotta show love ♪ 178 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,392 ♪ It feels like I'm dreamin' ♪ 179 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,663 ♪ This is paradise ♪ 180 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:45,335 I don't know how these SNL people stay up every night until 3 A.M. 181 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:51,365 Do you know that I got into bed, fell asleep, and at 3:58, 182 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,303 Kim texts me and said, "I just finished at SNL." 183 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,888 Talk about a grueling schedule. 184 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,890 I thought our schedule was a lot. 185 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,893 We still have a few hours to kill before we get to SNL, 186 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,605 and I have the perfect idea of what to do in the meantime. 187 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,524 Okay, so here's the deal. 188 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,609 When I was a flight attendant, 189 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,361 - I had... - Wait, hold on, hold on. 190 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,385 Okay. 191 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,345 [clears throat] 192 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,659 Trying to muster up the "I give a [bleep] energy," 193 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,327 - so hold on one second. - Oh, okay. 194 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,187 [softly] Gives a [bleep] energy... All right. 195 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,375 Tell me when you care about me. 196 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,252 I just can't find 197 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,463 any of the [bleep] cares... 198 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,923 - Cares? - For your [bleep]... 199 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,800 - Story? - Stewardess apartment. 200 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:37,619 I think you keep forgetting that you've told me this story. 201 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,307 My mom, God bless her, I love her, 202 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,894 but... I can go to any state 203 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,898 and she takes me on these tours of her childhood. 204 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,651 When I go to San Diego, I've gone to her high school, 205 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,736 I saw where she started her period. 206 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:58,324 Like, the things she'll tell me, so I know all the [bleep] stories. 207 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,910 - [phone ringing] - Oh god. Who's this? 208 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,080 Hello, Shelli Smelly. 209 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,083 SHELLI [on phone]: Kim Kardashian West is requesting you 210 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,878 to come into her room ASAP. You and Khlo. 211 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,254 Okay, coming. 212 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,173 Can we bring cameras? 213 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,300 Uh, hold on. Let me ask. 214 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,552 Can they bring cameras or no? 215 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,636 KIM [through phone]: Yeah, bring the cameras. 216 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,471 - SHELLI: Yes, bring the cameras. - Okay, bye. 217 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,723 Let's go. 218 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,350 When she calls and asks me to come to her room, 219 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,626 which is right down the hall, 220 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,314 instead of running to my room like she would normally do, 221 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:32,674 I can tell something is about to go down. 222 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,945 You look nice. I haven't seen you in forever. 223 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,823 - Yeah, thank you very much. - I just came from the airport. 224 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,451 - Oh. - So, this is my "traveling coach" vibes. 225 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,286 - I like your "traveling coach" vibe. - Yeah. 226 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,330 - Wait, did you just get here? - I thought you were already here 227 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,165 in New York. 228 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:49,334 Um... well, I had to go to L.A. and come back. 229 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,586 So, I just traveled to get somethin' for Kim. 230 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,923 - You went all the way to L.A. - to get something for Kim? 231 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,841 You are somethin' else. What did you get? 232 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,802 - Well, that's what she wants to show you. - Oh... Kim? 233 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,970 Hey, guys. 234 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,430 - KRIS: Hi. - Hi, girl. 235 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,956 KIM: I wanted to show you guys. 236 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,752 No, 'cause I was just gonna cry, so I didn't want to. 237 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,588 But I can cry 'cause I don't have makeup on. 238 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,234 So, Kanye flew home last night... 239 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,277 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 240 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,847 and he came back this morning, and I wanna show you guys what he got me. 241 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,018 [indistinct chatter] 242 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,104 ♪ 243 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,196 KRIS: Oh my god. 244 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,992 ♪ 245 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:43,036 KIM: I wanna show you guys what he got me. 246 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,102 KRIS: Oh my god. 247 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,188 And he flew home and he got... the computer. 248 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,630 It was on a hard drive. 249 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,402 And... met up with Ray J at the airport 250 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,571 and got it all back for me. KRIS: Oh, Kim. 251 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,699 KHLOÉ: Oh my god. KRIS: That's amazing. 252 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,284 KIM: I know Kanye did this for me, 253 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,327 but he also did this for my kids. 254 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,830 I wanna shield them from as much as I can. 255 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:12,709 And if I had the power to, or if Kanye has the power to, 256 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,878 like, that is just the most important thing to me, 257 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,381 and I'm just, like, so emotional because of it, 258 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,301 and I just... It just means a lot to me. 259 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,971 I think I need a security guard just to stand by this janky bag. 260 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,682 KRIS: Oh, thank you for Kanye, 261 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,935 and for his unbelievable way he does things, 262 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,062 and the ability to get something done. 263 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,025 - Amen. - And, probably, a big, fat, huge check, so we're all very... 264 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:40,028 - Oh, definitely not no check. - We not gettin' extorted ever again. 265 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,779 - Oh, no way. - No. 266 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,865 KHLOÉ: That's such an awesome thing you did. 267 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,534 Well, you also knew how much it meant to her, 268 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,538 and how hard she's been trying to do that for years and years. 269 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,623 KIM: I watched it. 270 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:55,376 It was just footage of us at a restaurant, at a nightclub. 271 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,712 Nothing sexual, nothing weird. 272 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,672 And so, now I can take a deep breath, 273 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,383 and not worry about this right before SNL, 274 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,553 right before the Bar, right before, like, everything. 275 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,913 - Well, I'm so happy. - Thank you for doing that. 276 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,730 - Well, you can negotiate my next deal. - Mm-hm. 277 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,815 - How 'bout that? - Yeah. 278 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,442 Can we, just really quick, say a quick prayer for you tonight? 279 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,735 - Yes. - Hold my hand. 280 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,654 - Okay... We ready? - Ooh, sorry. 281 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,155 Khlo, you're good at prayers. 282 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,533 Dear Heavenly Father, thank you so much for this day. 283 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,034 Thank you for bringing us together. 284 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,620 May we always be united and never divided. 285 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,121 May we always try to do the right thing, 286 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,499 and leave people a little better than how we met them. 287 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,292 Lord, please give Kimberly all the strength, 288 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,044 all the confidence she needs tonight. 289 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,381 Please give us all the love and grace, 290 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,049 and let us be covered in the blood of Jesus Christ... 291 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,468 And let us please have a sense of humor, 292 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,679 and no one take anything personally that I say. 293 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,848 I love you. [All laughing] 294 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,290 ALL: Amen. 295 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,602 [all cheering Kim on] 296 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,814 And now, you can go ahead and kill it on SNL! 297 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,024 [cheering] ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 298 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,026 - Go get it! - [cheering] 299 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,237 ♪ 300 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,180 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 301 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,350 Bye. Love you, baby. I'm so happy. KHLOÉ: I love you. 302 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,189 We got the tape! Annie, we got it! 303 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,001 ♪ Ready, set, ignite ♪ 304 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,335 [cheering] 305 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,839 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 306 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,049 [fans shouting] 307 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,075 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 308 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,470 ♪ 309 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:33,081 ♪ Hey, you be so lucky, hey, I'm sweet like honey ♪ 310 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,352 All right, are we gonna go on this walk to the apartment? 311 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,272 Okay, Mom, if we do this, we have 45 minutes. 312 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,608 KRIS: All right, let's go. Let me grab Corey. 313 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:44,343 KHLOÉ: So now... we're gonna see the apartment. 314 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,697 I'm going to the outside of a building, 315 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,950 "Oh, bricks. Okay, good. Okay, we're done." 316 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,620 I don't know. I just am like, "Why are we doing this every time?" 317 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,854 And it's always me. 318 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,459 No other sister. Just me. 319 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,879 KRIS: You know that we never shot on the streets, really, 320 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,215 of New York ever the last time? 321 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,802 And I always wanted there to be, like, Sex and the City music playing. 322 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,829 ♪ Sex and the City- esque music playing ♪ 323 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,314 I'm not really thrilled to have the apartment tour anyway. 324 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,274 And there's swarms of paparazzi, 325 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,319 and now, they're just following us down the street. 326 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:31,825 I struggle with anxiety, and, ugh, this feeling makes me so grossed out. 327 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,993 KRIS: Khloé, can you imagine... KHLOÉ: This is exactly why 328 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,703 I didn't wanna do... I'm gonna go back to the hotel. 329 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,539 This is not what I'm doing for three blocks. 330 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,581 Hey, guys! 331 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,732 ASHLEY: Love you! KHLOÉ: Hi. 332 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,920 Bye, you guys. I'm going back with them. 333 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,964 KRIS: Oh my god. KHLOÉ: I don't like this stuff. 334 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:50,552 And then, when I see my glam people, I see Ashley and Andrew, 335 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,388 I'm just gonna jet back with them and go back to the hotel. 336 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,831 So, sorry, Mom. Sorry, Corey. 337 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,373 Have fun. 338 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,019 - Babe, will you buy me a pretzel? - Yeah. 339 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,688 PRETZEL VENDOR: One or two? 340 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,714 - KRIS: I think two. - Nah, one, one. 341 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:05,591 - Wanna share it? - Yeah. 342 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,218 KRIS: We'll get two. 343 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,679 - Thank you. - I don't want one, babe. 344 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,431 KRIS: Well, just get... 345 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,534 [inaudible] KRIS: Get one. 346 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,227 Thank you. No, that's it. There ya go. 347 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,606 I don't want this. 348 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,419 So, you know exactly where you are right now? 349 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,921 Um... I do right now. 350 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,633 Everybody gets lost in a big city, and I have a North Star, 351 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,594 and that would be Bergdorf Goodman. 352 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,805 So, when I get lost, I just look for Bergdorf's. 353 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,182 Here's the difference, though. 354 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,310 When I lived... here, 355 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,521 and I would walk to Bergdorf Goodman, that was just, like, a dream. 356 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,483 I could never afford to shop, really, at Bergdorf Goodman. 357 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,401 Yeah. 358 00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:51,070 And look how... life changes so much. 359 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:55,098 I walked the streets of New York 45 years ago. 360 00:16:55,724 --> 00:17:00,079 I went to flight attendant school, and then, they assigned me to New York. 361 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,416 Robert and O.J. met me at the airport 362 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,793 because they had just flown in from Montreal, 363 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,820 where they watched Bruce Jenner win the gold medal 364 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,241 because O.J. was doing the commentary. 365 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,953 How 'bout that... [bleep] story? 366 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,889 Isn't that wild? [Beeps] 367 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,891 PRODUCTION: That needs to be in a cut, guys. 368 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:24,896 That needs... That, that needs to absolutely be in the cut. 369 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,733 I think, babe, this looks suddenly very familiar. 370 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,151 Wait, where's Carnegie Hall? 371 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,569 One more down to the left. 372 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,154 KRIS: It's this building. 373 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:38,201 'Cause this looks really familiar... or I think it's up here, babe. 374 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,578 I'm lost. Of course, I'm lost. 375 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:45,083 It was 45 years ago, and New York City has changed. 376 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,961 So, what street are we on now? 57th. 377 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,755 Well, no, it, it hasn't changed, actually. 378 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,739 Not one damn building has changed. 379 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,885 I think it's up here, babe. 380 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,262 Was this it? 381 00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,681 ♪ 382 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,890 Hi, sorry. 383 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,935 This looks familiar. And I was on the third floor. 384 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,229 It's this building. COREY: Oh. 385 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,397 There it is, babe. 386 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:11,341 This is really an amazing moment for me to reflect on. 387 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,261 - I love New York. - Ah, I love New York. 388 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,656 And here I am today. 389 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,661 My daughter is going to host the most iconic show in New York, 390 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,705 and it's been... 391 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:24,914 What a ride. 392 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,625 COREY: We haven't been on a walk in New York in a long time. 393 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,775 KRIS: I know. 394 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,841 ♪ 395 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,409 - Happy Saturday. - Holy shit, it's happening. 396 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,429 "But one thing I'm really proud of is that 397 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,182 "no one can ever call me a gold digger. 398 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,893 "Honestly, I wasn't even sure how you become one. 399 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,312 "So, I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey. 400 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,606 I've been very lucky in life..." STEVE HIGGINS: And make sure... Yep. 401 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,941 Stop after each... Let each one land. 402 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,151 - Yeah. - STEVE: And then when they laugh... 403 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,694 - Yeah. - Then you come in again. 404 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,321 We have a great show for you tonight. 405 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,907 Halsey is here, so stick around and we'll be right back. 406 00:18:58,931 --> 00:18:59,867 STEVE: Great. 407 00:18:59,891 --> 00:19:02,785 The great Sacha Baron Cohen says ask for... 408 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,456 Told me, like, "Just say it. Ask for forgiveness after 409 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,750 'cause everyone will have an opinion and say no." 410 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,710 LINDSAY SHOOKUS: You're making fun of, like, the caricature 411 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,170 and this... of your life, 412 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,547 the things that people have, like, created of these ideas. 413 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,424 That's what you're just doing. You're like... 414 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,635 KIM: Totally. But I still think I should talk to Corey. 415 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,094 Should we get Corey to just come in here now 416 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,096 - and just get it over with? - Yeah, let's just get it over with. 417 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,121 Let me get Corey. 418 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,686 COREY: Wassup? 419 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,397 I want everyone to just feel good. 420 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,941 I mean, obviously, no one's gonna feel good 421 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,581 with, like, the things that I'm gonna say. 422 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,512 But I just want you to know that, like, 423 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,266 obviously, if this was true, 424 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,119 I wouldn't think that was funny with my mom. 425 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,143 Do you know what I mean? 426 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,252 Okay, okay. That's the attitude. 427 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,963 - Okay, we love you for that. - Love you, Corey. 428 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,756 - Corey's the best. He really is. - Such a good sport. 429 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,424 Now you had the conversation. 430 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,093 It's off your heart. You can really 431 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,553 - [bleep] go for it. - Now I can go for it. 432 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,579 ♪ 433 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,685 Now we have, like, two minutes. 434 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,478 I do wanna try to go to the bathroom one more time. 435 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,731 I keep on having to pee, like, a million times before the show starts. 436 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,191 That's just, like, who I am. 437 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,861 Shit, do I have to pee again or no? No, I don't. 438 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,738 - It's not... It's nervous energy. - But every time I sit, I pee. 439 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,991 It's, kind of, like you just definitely feel like you have to pee, 440 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,242 even if I just peed. 441 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,661 And then, if I go and sit down to pee, I pee. 442 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,037 Like, it's weird. 443 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,188 I'm about to go on. 444 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,859 [knocks on door] 445 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,279 - All right, break a leg. - All right, guys, let's do it. 446 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,991 ♪ Turn Up The Vibe by Van a core Music playing ♪ 447 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,015 ♪ 448 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,039 It's happening. 449 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,893 ♪ I turn up the vibe ♪ 450 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,227 This way over here, Kim. 451 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,377 ♪ Let's go ♪ 452 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,505 ♪ I turn up the vibe ♪ 453 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:56,715 ♪ Let's go ♪ 454 00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:01,613 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Kardashian West! 455 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:04,157 [audience applause] 456 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,159 [cheering] 457 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,185 ♪ 458 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,794 KIM: It's so great to be here tonight. 459 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,172 I know. I'm surprised to see me here, too. 460 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,632 [laughter] Uh, I was like, 461 00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,509 "You want me to host? Why? 462 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,678 I haven't had a movie premiere in a really long time." 463 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,888 [laughter] 464 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,307 I mean, actually, I only had that one movie come out, 465 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,352 and no one told me it was even premiering. [laughter] 466 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,586 It must've slipped my mom's mind. 467 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,483 But the one thing I'm really proud of is that 468 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,944 no one could ever call me a gold digger. 469 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,863 Honestly, I'm not even sure how you become one. 470 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,865 So, I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey. 471 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,891 [laughter] 472 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,954 I'm excited to be here tonight to show you guys 473 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,581 that I'm so much more than just a pretty face... 474 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,459 [cheering] 475 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,169 But, but, 476 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,964 and good hair, and great makeup, 477 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,550 and amazing boobs, and a perfect butt. 478 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:07,512 Basically, I'm just so much more than that reference photo my sisters 479 00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:08,972 show their plastic surgeons. 480 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,832 [cheering] 481 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,273 Once your monologue's over, you have to just go change, 482 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,608 and it's a rush right into the skits. 483 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:24,195 It's just... It's so chaotic and so much fun. 484 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,906 And I think I thrive under pressure and chaos, 485 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,432 so, like, it was all fun for me. 486 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,435 [audience laughter] 487 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:37,000 KRIS: When she came out with that pink thing... 488 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,835 KHLOÉ: Zsa Zsa Gábor. 489 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,253 COREY: She killed it. 490 00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:41,546 KHLOÉ: For her to prove everyone wrong, 491 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,339 she's so good at this shit. 492 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,135 You're a [bleep] legend for birthing such a queen, 493 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,262 such as Kim Kardashian West. [laughing] 494 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,515 She better [bleep] work, this legendary bitch. 495 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,434 I love her so much. 496 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,436 ♪ 497 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,254 [audience applause] 498 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,359 KIM: I'm honestly so surprised at how much fun I had 499 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,861 because this just isn't me. 500 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,030 Like, this kinda stuff, usually, makes me nervous. 501 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:09,115 [indistinct chatter] 502 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,701 But then, I just... did it. 503 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,204 Thank you to Lorne Michaels and the entire cast and crew. 504 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,332 And thank you to Kanye and the rest of my family for being such good sports. 505 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:19,626 I love you guys so much. Good night! 506 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:23,087 It was such an amazing experience. Like, euphoric. 507 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,633 WOMAN: Thank you, everybody. Good night. Great job, Kim. 508 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,551 KIM: Hi! [People cheering] 509 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,595 You [bleep] killed it! 510 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:32,222 SIMON: Oh my god, you were so calm. 511 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,806 Opening monologue was insane. 512 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,016 - I'm so proud of you! - Not one hiccup! 513 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,351 I had so much fun. 514 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,394 - You weren't nervous at all? - KIM: I actually wasn't. 515 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,189 It was shocking because this just isn't my thing. 516 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,983 - So, like, acting and all that... - Oh, I think it's your thing. Oh no. 517 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,403 There's just so many people, like, everywhere, and it's this rush, 518 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,531 and I'm just so excited that it's over, 519 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:52,700 and I didn't mess up one time, and I just had fun. 520 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,911 What are people saying online? Was it a good monologue? 521 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,831 - It was incredible! - People went nuts for you! 522 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,166 You're gonna win an Emmy! KIM: Oh, stop. 523 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,334 TRACY: And then, also, people are saying like, 524 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,796 "Damn, I don't wanna like her, but this shit is [bleep] hilarious." 525 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:08,258 I hand wrote a note to every single cast member and crew member 526 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:12,411 during my day with SNL stationery, and I put it on each of their desks, so. 527 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,211 [cheering] 528 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,133 BOWEN YANG: You're asking me?! 529 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,219 - Yeah, can I get one, too? - Yeah. 530 00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:38,705 - [indistinct chatter] - We did it! Let the fun begin! 531 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,124 ♪ Big Energy by Latto playing ♪ 532 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,543 ♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪ 533 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,569 ♪ It ain't too many that can handle me ♪ 534 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,423 KRIS: Hi, guys. 535 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,216 - How do you think you did? - How do you think you did? 536 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,635 - You were amazing out there, Kim. - Oh, thank you. 537 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,721 Amy! AMY SCHUMER: Heidi Klum! 538 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:56,055 - Heidi Klum! - How do you think Kim did? 539 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,416 AMY: It was amazing. She blew my mind. 540 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,854 Lorne! A success! She was great! 541 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,899 Good. [Inaudible] I saw her. 542 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,318 ♪ Bad chick, I could be your fantasy ♪ 543 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,820 ♪ I can tell you got big, big energy ♪ 544 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,931 ♪ Got that real big energy ♪ 545 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:18,161 - Let's go Miss Kim. - Kim, you killed it tonight. 546 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,663 [cheering] 547 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:25,234 [inaudible] [cheering] 548 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,588 - KIM: Hi. How are you? - Hi. Congratulations. 549 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,298 - Thank you. Do you think it went well? - Did you have fun? 550 00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,133 - I thought it went great. - Okay, good. Good. 551 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,968 It's so fun when you're doing a live show 552 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,138 because then you're also... Like, one little thing you remember, 553 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,766 you're like, "I wanted that little thing different, or that thing." 554 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:42,185 - Yeah... Yeah. - But you don't have the ch... You can't, you know? Whatever. 555 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,312 But I thought the whole thing was fantastic. 556 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,649 The fact that people that I respect are saying that it was good, 557 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,567 that just makes me so happy. 558 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,861 - 'Cause it was so fun. - You may wanna do it again. 559 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,738 Well, I hope I'm invited back. 560 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,430 - You will. - Thank you! 561 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,142 I was so nervous for her. 562 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,914 - But she is amazing. - I'm so happy for her. 563 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:06,358 WOMAN: Kim, oh my god! You were amazing! 564 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,056 Did you hear that? 565 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,308 - I wanna make sure you got what he said. - Like, like... 566 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,310 - I was funny. - She was very funny. 567 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,355 - Oh my god. - Like, Chris Rock made my life. 568 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:32,360 Like, I'm not funny, so the fact that he gave me this crazy compliment. 569 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:36,447 I think he's, like, one of the all-time funniest people on the planet, 570 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:40,809 so, I'm just, like... dying inside. 571 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,484 I am honored. 572 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,548 Wow, guys, thank you. 573 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:56,450 ♪ Upbeat music playing ♪ 574 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,847 Like, it is fun just to get to look at you. 575 00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,015 [laughs] 576 00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:05,643 It was really so great. I can't get over it. 577 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,360 - It really was. - Like, it's really special. 578 00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:15,987 - I'm shocked at how fun it was for me. - Didn't it go fast? 579 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,615 - It went so fast. - I learned from it, actually, 580 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:19,699 - 'cause I was like... - Really? 581 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,160 Yeah, I was like, "I really don't think you should say these... ". 582 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,995 Like, I just, like, had opinions, ya know, 583 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:28,166 and, and you had the confidence of, you know, to be like, 584 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,752 "No," like, "This is funny, and it'll be good for me to say it," 585 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:33,254 and it just... It killed. I just got to enjoy it. 586 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:37,050 Oh my god. I'm so thankful for Amy giving me the best advice ever. 587 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:39,928 She's just such a girl's girl that, like, 588 00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:42,597 wanted to cheer me on, and wanted me to win. 589 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,933 And when you have friends like that in your corner, 590 00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:46,810 that just want you to win, 591 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:51,022 it makes it so amazing when you do a good job, 592 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:51,982 and they're proud of you. 593 00:27:52,006 --> 00:27:54,108 Thank you for letting me be a part of it. 594 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,552 - Oh my god. Oh my god. I love you. - Oh my god. I love you. 595 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,533 ♪ 596 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:04,369 ♪ Watch out, I'm comin' through ♪ 597 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:07,789 ♪ Stackin' up a W ♪ 598 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,232 ♪ On the go, it's nothin' new ♪ 599 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,128 We haven't even talked about SNL. 600 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,130 KHLOÉ: I know, and I haven't even seen you. 601 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,091 ALEXA: So good. It was so good. 602 00:28:18,115 --> 00:28:19,926 My mom's flight was at 5:15, 603 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,220 so I was down in the car at 5:15 A.M., 604 00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:23,537 - so I never slept. - Oh my god. 605 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,306 KHLOÉ: I just got back from New York, 606 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,058 and I'm doing The Ellen Show. 607 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:30,103 This... I did not wake up like this. 608 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,355 ♪ 609 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,839 I'm getting my glam done. 610 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,903 - Turn around really quick. - I wanna look at the back of your legs. 611 00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:42,365 I brought the wrong SKIMS today, so my SKIMS are too long. 612 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,242 They're much longer than my dress. 613 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,953 - Is that higher 'cause you do see? - I see it. Yeah. 614 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:51,499 So, I need to cut my SKIMS, and I'm fine cutting them. 615 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,523 I know the owner. 616 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,526 Can somebody, um, cut? 617 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,407 You're, literally, up my vagina. 618 00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,469 - Oh my god. - Crazy. 619 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:07,932 You know, having scissors so close to my vagina's not really ideal. 620 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,000 It's not really my type of foreplay. 621 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,229 Okay, you're freakin' me out with scissors right there. 622 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:13,981 Oh my god. 623 00:29:14,005 --> 00:29:16,941 Glam is definitely not always glamorous. 624 00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:20,361 You don't wanna go to Disneyland and see Mickey Mouse with his head off. 625 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,346 You want the whole character together. 626 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,742 [knocks on door] ELLEN DEGENERES: Yo, Khloé. 627 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,660 - KHLOÉ: Oh, hey. - Hi, it's Ellen. 628 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:29,162 - KHLOÉ: How are you? - Did you know I was here? 629 00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:30,830 - KHLOÉ: No. - Yep, shooting a show. 630 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:33,374 - Nice to meet you. - ELLEN: Good to see... I was gonna tell you 631 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,876 this feels a little more nighttime. 632 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:38,421 - This feels a little more simple, daytime. - You know what? 633 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,508 You are winning with me all day right now. ELLEN: Good. 634 00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:45,136 So, what is your role in this weekend? 635 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,846 - I'm not doing anything. - Okay. 636 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,598 No, I, I just know that it's happening. 637 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:51,476 KHLOÉ: I cannot believe that Travis is proposing to Kourt 638 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,228 in, like, three days. 639 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:58,066 And we are all keeping Travis and Kourtney's proposal super hush-hush. 640 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:00,610 But my mom did tell Ellen, and that's okay 641 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:03,029 because we know she's never gonna say anything. 642 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,781 But I thought he was doing something on the beach, 643 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,825 and then y'all are gonna surprise and go into the room, 644 00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,035 and so, when she goes back to the room, you're all in the room. 645 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,871 I think that's ha... I think they're having, like, a romantic something, 646 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:15,667 but I don't think she'll be... proposed to... I don't know. 647 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:16,793 - Anyway... - It's all a blur. 648 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:17,961 - Yeah. - The kids love him. 649 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,965 It's gr... I mean, they're all just a little punk rock blended family. 650 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,299 - It's amazing. - Yeah. 651 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,135 - How's Scott gonna feel about this? - He's gonna have a hard time, 652 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:30,139 but it's gonna be... Like, they can't put their life on hold 653 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:31,850 - just to tiptoe around him. - Yeah. 654 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,768 - No, no, I, I, I don't think so either. - Yeah. 655 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,061 I just think that it is gonna be, 656 00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:38,231 especially 'cause she said she didn't wanna get married again, so. 657 00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:40,066 - I know. - That's the part that I feel bad about, 658 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,570 - but I don't know. Ya snooze, ya lose. - She's gotta live her life. 659 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,637 - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah. 660 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:47,574 - All right, I'll see ya out there. - KHLOÉ: I'll see you soon. 661 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,099 ELLEN: Bye-bye. KHLOÉ: Bye. 662 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,620 - Oh gosh, she looks so good. - So good. 663 00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:55,290 Nobody knows how crazy it is over at SNL. 664 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:58,501 They're changing things, like, seconds before the show. 665 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:00,319 [laughing] 666 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,823 - They're so cute. - So cute. 667 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,679 ♪ 668 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,538 ♪ I'm hot as hell ♪ 669 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,083 ♪ I'm a boss ♪ 670 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:17,645 ♪ So extra, extra ♪ 671 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:21,691 So, I'm glad that I had two seconds to talk to you. 672 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:22,859 So, here's the deal. 673 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,736 So, I got a call today from Travis, 674 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,947 and he said he wanted my advice, and I said, "What's up?" 675 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:31,659 And he said, "Well, Kourtney's fertility health." 676 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,578 - 'Kay. - "All of a sudden," 677 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:37,957 he said, "I wanna talk to you because now we have all of these eggs", 678 00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:41,002 "and the doctor wants Kourtney 679 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:44,071 to have the egg retrieval on Sunday." 680 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:48,510 Our entire family is planning this surprise proposal 681 00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,094 for Kourtney in Santa Barbara. 682 00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:53,806 And now, we find out that she might have this egg retrieval 683 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,642 on the exact same date. 684 00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:56,810 I mean, what are the odds? 685 00:31:56,834 --> 00:32:00,730 He goes, "Do you think she'll be able to come... to". 686 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,982 - "Montecito on Sunday night?" - Not Sunday night. 687 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:05,819 - I said, "I don't know." - No, I've done... Not Sunday night. 688 00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:08,112 She wants to rest, and you're not... you don't feel good, 689 00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:10,907 - but Monday, you're fine. - So, he has to do it on the 17th. 690 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,492 That's the whole point of all of this... 691 00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:13,993 - Oh. - Is that it's their anniversary. 692 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,079 - 'Kay. - And this throws a whole wrench 693 00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:17,956 in the whole... He's beside himself. 694 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,458 So, check. Sunday, it's happening. 695 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,126 - Okay, okay. - Right? Now, 696 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,213 what is pending is the location. 697 00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,550 Why don't we just override it all and say, 698 00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:31,219 "This is getting too choppy. Let's do it in Calabasas." 699 00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:32,327 Yes. 700 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,722 KHLOÉ: If Kourtney is getting her egg retrieval 701 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,810 and doesn't feel well enough to go to Santa Barbara the same day, 702 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:41,771 I just wanna throw out other ideas. 703 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,898 At least there's gonna be backup where 704 00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:46,609 the engagement can still happen on their anniversary. 705 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,944 [line ringing] 706 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,487 TRAVIS BARKER [on phone]: Can you hear me? KRIS: Yeah. 707 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:50,947 Can you talk? TRAVIS: Yeah. 708 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,241 Okay, so I'm sitting here with Khloé. 709 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,326 KHLOÉ: Hi, Trav. TRAVIS: Okay. Hi. 710 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:59,581 And so, I was telling her the update about the egg retrieval. 711 00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:03,001 - TRAVIS: Yeah. - So, I think since there's so much up in the air, 712 00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:05,569 I think we just narrow it down to Calabasas. 713 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:11,575 TRAVIS: I haven't thought about it happening anywhere but the beach. 714 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:15,555 I was just... O-On the beach, I was just thinking, like, 715 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:20,000 very cool, like, designs in the sand. Like a heart, like a T and a K. 716 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:21,812 Okay. 717 00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:24,814 TRAVIS: I always get her tons of tulips. Like, that's what I usually get. 718 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:26,566 Um, okay. 719 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:28,109 I want your vision to come to life, 720 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:31,571 and I think, maybe, just narrow it down to Calabasas. 721 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,948 It's not a bad backup, is all I'm saying. 722 00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:34,949 TRAVIS: Yeah, yeah. 723 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:36,326 - All right, let us know. - TRAVIS: I will. 724 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,286 'Kay. 725 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:39,037 It's Friday right now. 726 00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:41,331 The proposal is Sunday. 727 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:44,125 My mom and I know that Travis has his plan. 728 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:47,545 He knows what he's doing, but he's a little more spontaneous. 729 00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:51,799 My mom and I operate by a militant, crazy-ass schedule, 730 00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:54,093 so... we need a plan. 731 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:58,413 What's happening at 8? 8:02? 8:03? Like, we need an agenda. 732 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,808 At least let's nail down the location. 733 00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:03,269 Like, I can't. I'm literally getting hives. 734 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,771 Let us know tomorrow. 735 00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:05,795 - TRAVIS: Okay. - Okay. 736 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:07,273 Ciao. 737 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,608 [exhales] 738 00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:11,653 I just have to have faith and a beta-blocker 739 00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:13,530 that Travis is gonna take care of it. 740 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:16,557 I don't know if the engagement'll happen on Sunday. 741 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,103 ♪ 742 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,146 ♪ Let's go ♪ 743 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,171 - Would you like some food? - KRIS: Huh? 744 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:31,272 You want somethin' to eat? 745 00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:34,509 - What do you know how to cook? - What's your specialty? 746 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,610 I'm never gonna tell you 'cause I don't like to cook. 747 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,013 You've gotta be able to cook something. 748 00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:41,599 I can cook everything, but I don't wanna cook. 749 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:44,352 I'm a eater. That's why I'm Chub Rockster. 750 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,211 Like, if you had to cook, 751 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,940 and we were in the middle of COVID... 752 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,441 - You wanna know? - Yeah. 753 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:51,985 - What would you cook? - Peanut butter and jelly. 754 00:34:52,009 --> 00:34:54,362 - Peanut butter and jelly? - That's not... 755 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,699 That's spreading stuff around on a piece of bread. 756 00:34:57,723 --> 00:34:59,349 [phone ringing] 757 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,019 Hey, Trav. 758 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:03,663 TRAVIS [on phone]: Hi. How are you? 759 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:06,374 - Hi. I'm good. I'm good. - I'm sitting here with Corey. 760 00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,608 How is New York? 761 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:10,128 TRAVIS: Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing. 762 00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:14,174 I just got the best news, too. We went, um, we went to the doctor, 763 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:17,802 and we're not doing egg retrieval until Tuesday, 764 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:21,222 so Sunday is literally meant to be. 765 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:25,768 - Oh my god. That's the best! - Nice. I'm excited for you, man. 766 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,855 TRAVIS: Yeah, it'll happen, like, on our anniversary, 767 00:35:28,879 --> 00:35:30,815 which is the most amazing news ever. 768 00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:32,799 Oh my god. Are you nervous? 769 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:36,321 TRAVIS: I'm not, but I know, like, things I wanna say to her, 770 00:35:36,345 --> 00:35:39,199 but I... and I've said them a million times to her, 771 00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:41,576 but saying them at that moment, 772 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:46,206 is probably gonna be the most nerve-wracking thing ever. 773 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:49,542 Yeah, I'm gonna send you this, like, little note that I made in my iPhone 774 00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,794 of what I plan on saying to her. 775 00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:53,296 Oh my god. You have to. 776 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,572 TRAVIS: I'll touch base with you guys as soon as we land. 777 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,511 - Okay, all right. - Well, have a safe flight, and don't... 778 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:01,679 - Travel safe, man. - Don't lose the ring. 779 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:02,972 [laughing] TRAVIS: Never, never. 780 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,350 I'm gonna protect it at all costs, trust me. 781 00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:07,018 - COREY: Good. - All right, love you guys. 782 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,187 - Okay, love you, too. - All right, bro. Love you. Peace. 783 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:10,230 TRAVIS: Bye. 784 00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:11,940 [chuckles] [phone dings] 785 00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:14,317 Oh, look what he... Look at this. 786 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,695 "A year ago today, I fell in love with you. 787 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,138 One night with you was all it took." 788 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,516 Aww. 789 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:25,870 Why am I crying? 790 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,705 - Because you love to cry, babe. - "You've been 791 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:31,042 - "one of my best friends for years." - Oh. 792 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:34,295 "I've admired you and adored you for so long. 793 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,464 "You're the love of my life. 794 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,717 "Kourtney... I wanna spend 795 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:43,346 "the rest... of it with you. 796 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:45,306 Will you marry me?" 797 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,767 - Aww. - What part of this got cryin' into it? 798 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,727 - What's happenin'? - I don't know. It's just... 799 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,896 That's what girls do when things like this are happening. 800 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,398 I've, I've never seen 801 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,733 this much crying, babe. [laughing] 802 00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:59,571 This is the most tender thing I have ever read, 803 00:36:59,595 --> 00:37:02,115 and it's bringing me to tears. 804 00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:05,034 I can't help it. I'm a crier. What can I say? 805 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:08,872 You gon' be, you gon' be dehydrated from all the damn crying. 806 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,957 Do I need to get you some water? [Kris laughing] 807 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:15,336 I have had so much anxiety over this location, this date, 808 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,629 everything that's happening, 809 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:20,675 and I'm just so relieved that everything's organized, settled. 810 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,260 We have a date. We have a plan. 811 00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:24,661 We know where we're going and we know when. 812 00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:27,515 KYLIE [on phone]: Hello. KRIS: Hi. 813 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:28,933 KYLIE: Hey. 814 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:31,978 So, I just heard from Travis, and him and Kourtney 815 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:34,147 are on their way back from New York, 816 00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:37,066 and they don't have to do the egg retrieval until Tuesday, 817 00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:38,943 so we're all set for Sunday. 818 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,320 We're golden. 819 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:42,739 KIM [on phone]: Okay, amazing. KYLIE: Okay, cool. 820 00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:43,990 KENDALL [on phone]: Okay, I'll be there. 821 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:47,202 KHLOÉ [on phone]: We needed this answer, so we're back on, people. 822 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:50,270 It's on and poppin'. Roses and love. 823 00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:52,189 Woo! 824 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,709 ♪ 825 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,419 ♪ I get what I want ♪ 826 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,546 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 827 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,381 ♪ What you waiting for ♪ 828 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,217 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ 829 00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,034 ♪ I get what I want ♪ 830 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,119 KENDALL: Ready, Freddy? 831 00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,015 Oh, shit. I forgot it was pink in here. 832 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,017 No, no, no, literally, this is insane. 833 00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:15,313 Today is the day Travis is proposing to Kourtney. 834 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:16,898 We are so excited. 835 00:38:16,922 --> 00:38:20,425 We're on our way to Santa Barbara, and my family's right behind us. 836 00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:23,399 Um, do you know where you're going? 837 00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,849 - Um, I have no idea. - I was just going to In-N-Out. 838 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:32,997 - What did you just say? - I'm gonna get a Coke. 839 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:35,375 - Oh. - Or a Dr. Pepper. 840 00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,460 I didn't hear. It sounded like mumble. 841 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:42,906 - I'm gonna get cheese fries... - and a single cheeseburger. 842 00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:46,427 - Not a double. - No. 843 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:50,265 - I kinda want a double. Is that a lot? - [bleep]. If you're gonna get a double, 844 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:52,174 - then... - I mean, you've got two people to feed. 845 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:53,935 I know. 846 00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:55,520 - And you know what? - [bleep] it. 847 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,105 - Um, it's a Sunday, Kylie. - 'Kay. 848 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,256 It's a Sunday. We're gonna go crazy. 849 00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,861 - I need my snacks. - Do you have my snacks anywhere? 850 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,654 - Snacks? - I always have snacks in the car. 851 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,948 - Oh. - Do we see snacks? My snacks? 852 00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:09,117 Um, I don't think so. 853 00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:12,495 - Kylie, we're at the food place. - I know, but I think I'm gonna throw up. 854 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:13,330 Seriously? 855 00:39:13,354 --> 00:39:14,831 - I don't know. - I'm getting a little nauseous. 856 00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:18,859 Okay, um. Yeah, I see your snacks. Here. 857 00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,617 [exhales] 858 00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:29,846 - CASHIER: Hi, how are you? - Hello. 859 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:33,474 - CASHIER: What can I get you? - Can I get a double-double cheeseburger 860 00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:36,478 with just spread and grilled onions, please? 861 00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:37,562 CASHIER: Okay. 862 00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:39,922 - And... - Wow. Same thing for me. 863 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,609 Okay, so should we just sit in the, the thing and eat? 864 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:45,719 Of course! What'd you think I was gonna [bleep] drive and eat? 865 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:50,098 [all chattering] 866 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,035 Hi, guys. 867 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,119 - Hi. - Hello. 868 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:58,208 - How are you? I love that dress. - Good. It's one of my 65 looks. 869 00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:00,793 Okay, so, I think we're all set, 870 00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:03,546 - but can I tell you my biggest fear right now? - Yeah. 871 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,615 Is that we're all gonna run into them on the freeway. 872 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:11,304 KYLIE: I'm so excited about today. 873 00:40:11,328 --> 00:40:13,014 I love love, so. 874 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:14,557 I love love. 875 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,208 I love Travis. 876 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:20,438 I just love that they were friends for so long 877 00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:24,025 before making it, like, a thing. 878 00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:25,485 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 879 00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:29,614 So, I feel like they have a really solid friendship foundation... 880 00:40:29,638 --> 00:40:31,658 - I agree. - Which is super important. 881 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:36,538 I just love how, like, calm, and, like, easygoing, 882 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:38,373 and, like, I don't know. 883 00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:40,625 I just feel like he doesn't seem like a stress or, 884 00:40:40,649 --> 00:40:43,378 whereas Kourtney can, kind of, be, kind of, you know, a stress or, 885 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:46,589 so I feel like that balances them out or something. 886 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,591 I just think they're a really good match. 887 00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:51,261 Yeah, and he wants us to be involved, 888 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:54,180 - which I like, too. - Yeah. Exactly. 889 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:57,433 I am happy that Travis is gonna be my new brother-in-law. 890 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,102 I've always really, really liked him, 891 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:02,021 even when they were just friends for a few years before. 892 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,648 He was always very kind, 893 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:07,467 and, um, really cool with our family and all the kids. 894 00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:11,030 KYLIE: I wonder if Scott knows. KENDALL: I know. I... 895 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,866 Like, it worries me sometimes 896 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:16,578 because I just don't know how stable he is right now. Do you? 897 00:41:16,602 --> 00:41:18,163 - Like, I haven't spoken to him... - Mm-mm. 898 00:41:18,187 --> 00:41:23,668 On that sort of a level in a long time so I don't know where he's at, 899 00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:26,838 and with his, like, mental health. 900 00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:32,635 And Kourtney obviously has to continue to, you know, live her life and be happy. 901 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:34,077 Of course. 902 00:41:35,287 --> 00:41:37,915 - [phone ringing] - It's Mindy. 903 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:39,809 Hi. 904 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,312 MINDY WEISS [on phone]: He's 33 minutes out. 905 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,148 Wait, he's gonna get there in 33 minutes? 906 00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,149 MINDY: Yeah. 907 00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:48,776 Okay, let me call Kendall and Kylie and see where they are, 908 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,861 and then I'll call you back. 909 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,720 [phone ringing] 910 00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:54,908 - KENDALL [on phone]: Hey. - Hey, um, are you guys driving? 911 00:41:54,932 --> 00:41:57,744 - Yeah. - Is Kylie driving her car? 912 00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:58,786 KENDALL: Yeah, why? 913 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:02,123 I'm just worried that they're gonna see you guys on the freeway. 914 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:03,583 Well, where are they? 915 00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:06,461 They are 33 minutes away from the hotel. 916 00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:07,462 What?! 917 00:42:07,486 --> 00:42:12,383 - Oh, so we're close to them... - We're 34, we're 34 minutes away. 918 00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,260 Oh my god! 919 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,638 I don't know if we should speed up or slow down. 920 00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:20,475 If they're 33 minutes and we're... Well, we're 33 now, too. 921 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:21,893 My mom would be so pissed if 922 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,895 Kylie and I were the ones to ruin the surprise. 923 00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:24,979 I'd be upset, too. 924 00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,731 We're tryin' to figure this out. We're a little freaked out. 925 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:30,151 You guys get off on the same exit, and it's a red light, you're screwed. 926 00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:31,820 You'll be at the same exit. 927 00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:33,696 We should've thought this out a little bit better, 928 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:37,867 and planned to, like, not be in our cars, and just be a little bit more discreet. 929 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,327 Someone's gonna see someone. 930 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:42,205 Kendall and Kylie are gonna get there at the same exact time 931 00:42:42,229 --> 00:42:43,915 as Kourtney and Travis are gonna get there, 932 00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:45,375 and that cannot happen. 933 00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:47,401 We pull up right behind them. 934 00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:51,756 - And they know where... - "What're you guys doing here?" 935 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:52,757 Oh, shit. 936 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:53,967 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 937 00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:54,992 ALL: Oh, shit. 938 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,847 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 939 00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:02,308 The minute that sun goes down, it's showtime. 940 00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:03,935 - Where is he doing it? - KRIS: On the beach. 941 00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:06,604 It's perfect. He's super romantic. 942 00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:08,773 [cheering] 943 00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,776 - This makes me so happy. - Cheers, you guys. 944 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,611 ALL: Cheers. 945 00:43:13,635 --> 00:43:14,988 I know Scott knows. 946 00:43:15,012 --> 00:43:18,640 - Do you have, like, sympathy for Scott? - 'Cause it doesn't feel like you do. 947 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:21,077 How do they feel about everything? 948 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:24,372 They were upset. They didn't understand why they weren't there. 949 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,012 Hopefully, they're invited to the wedding. 950 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,692 - Am I invited to the wedding? - I don't know. 951 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:32,881 Doing my egg retrieval on Tuesday. 952 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:33,965 WOMAN: They need a baby. 953 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:37,010 DOCTOR: Well, there's a follicle here, but it looks old. 954 00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:39,345 Very unlikely to get a mature egg. 955 00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:44,082 All we need is one good egg, and now, it's just in God's hands. 956 00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:48,045 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 957 00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:50,923 ♪ Watch me rise ♪ 958 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,342 ♪ Underneath the lights ♪ 959 00:43:54,259 --> 00:43:56,261 ♪ Glowin' up so bright ♪ 960 00:43:57,513 --> 00:43:59,515 ♪ It's my time ♪ 961 00:44:00,349 --> 00:44:02,351 ♪ It's my life ♪ 962 00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:04,937 ♪ Ready, set, ignite ♪ 963 00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:09,107 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 964 00:44:11,902 --> 00:44:13,904 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 965 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:22,079 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 966 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,834 ♪ Watch me shine ♪ 967 00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,007 ♪ Watch me shine ♪